Once Upon A Fairytale
Once upon a time there was a young man, his name was Renard. He lived in a giant Ugg Boot with his poor old grandmother. On the day of his 18th birthday his grandmother told him it was time he made his own fortune and found a good wife. So he travelled far and wide to the land of Branshire to where he was determined to become a knight, however he was allergic to horses.
For 3 long years Renard attempted to show the king he was worthy of becoming a night. He tried to get the sword out of a stone but instead just ended out cutting his finger. He then attempted to perform CPR on Snow white but instead just messed her hair up. He even tried to catch the ginger bread man but just ended up out of breath with a stitch.